1. Happy almost birthday to my princess and future wife, Veronica. :) Thanks for putting up with me this long. I love you so much. :) You are by far the best thing that has ever happened to me. @veronicaleaxo

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  3. "Just say what you mean and mean what you say. Don’t expect someone to read your mind and don’t play games with heads or hearts. Don’t tell half truths and expect trust when the full truth comes out; half truths are no better then lies. Don’t be cold to someone you care about; indifference hurts more than angry words."

  4. I want new shorts, new shirts, a new car, new casual shoes, a new phone…

    none will be happening anytime soon… lmao

  5. ifunnyws:

    Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

    (via stupidteenageblogger)

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  7. weallheartonedirection:

    "Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

    (via stupidteenageblogger)

  8. tacobell:

    Pour up. Drank.

  9. Trimmed the #beard. Ready for vacation in a few days!! :) #beard #self #me

  10. necrophilofthefuture:

    Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

    (via moan-ish)

  11. tattoos-n-tokes:

    this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

    (Source: rage-comics-base, via stupidteenageblogger)

  12. punpun-kirakira:



    So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

    This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.


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  13. vanehwasreal:

    i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriend’s porn folder and i was like “hehehe what’s this gif” because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and


    (via imustconfessimafreakinmess)


  14. "The hours between 12am and 6am
    have a funny habit of making you feel
    like you’re either on top of the world,
    or under it."
    — Beau Taplin || the hours between.   (via exoticwild)

    (Source: afadthatlastsforever, via stupidteenageblogger)